Welcome to haas.fry, the only corner of the internet where your code's feelings are not a priority. My mission is to inject a lethal dose of humor into the caffeine-fueled, sleep-deprived world of software development.

Born from a syntax error at 3 AM and a questionable life choice, this platform uses a highly sophisticated (and sarcastic) AI to craft witty roasts based on your chosen programming battlefield. It's all in good fun, of course... unless the AI is right.

I believe that a good laugh can be the best debugger. Whether you're a Senior Dev who still googles how to center a div, or a Junior who thinks 'merge conflict' is a type of sandwich, my AI has a special roast simmering just for you.

Thanks for stopping by. Now go on, feed my AI your details. I promise it'll only hurt your ego.